With a prime location overlooking West Sussex's picturesque Pagham Harbour, The Crab & Lobster hotel is a classic 16th-century inn with understated good looks (including flagstone floors and fireplaces) and everything you could want from a stay in an old pub: warm and welcoming bar, overstuffed leather sofas, top-notch cuisine and comfortably elegant bedrooms.
Double rooms from $143.54 (£111), excluding tax at 20 per cent.
Rates include breakfast. Two-night minimum stay at weekends. (Rates increase on bank holidays and during Goodwood events).
Self-contained Crab cottage has two double rooms and can be booked for £220 a night Sunday to Thursday or £250 a night at weekends (add £30 a night for each guest after the first two).
Christmas Eve and Christmas Day.
At the hotel
Small garden, car park. In rooms, flatscreen TV, DVD/CD player iPod dock sound system, free WiFi and broadband internet connection, Noble Isle bath products.
Our favourite rooms
Standard rooms 2 and 3 are smaller, but have large baths with rain-showers. The Deluxe rooms are slightly larger and have lovely views over Pagham Harbour; room 1 has a bath tub; up in the eaves, wooden-beamed room 4 has a walk-in shower (but may not be the best for beanpoles, thanks to its low ceilings).
Binoculars for birdspotting; vintage finery for Goodwood Revival; jelly shoes for walking along West Wittering's pebbly beach.
Pets unfortunately cannot be accommodated. A three-night minimum stay applies during the Festival of Speed and the Goodwood Revival, as well as over Bank Holiday weekends.
Children stay in parents' rooms for £30 a night; babysitting can be arranged with two weeks' notice (£10 an hour).
With flagstone floors and specials chalked on blackboards in trad-pub fashion, the Crab & Lobster's Modern British menu focuses on locally landed fish and locally reared meats. Look out for the Selsey crab and sardines caught on the south coast.
Perch with a pint on dark-leather stools at the polished-pine and brick bar, or cosy up with a bottle of wine in a pair of leather bucket chairs.
The pub is open 11am–11pm; food is served 12–2.30pm and 6pm–9.30pm (9pm on Sundays).
None, but there are tea and coffee trays in rooms, and minifridges with complimentary mineral water and milk. Guests' breakfast is served in the main restaurant, 7.30am–9.45am weekdays; 8.30am–9.45am weekends and bank holidays.
Southampton airport is 30 miles away and roughly 45 minutes by car and train. From here, you can grab a cab or collect your hire car.
Chichester station is a 20-minute drive from the hotel. Southern (www.southernrailway.com) runs a service directly from London Victoria in roughly an hour and a half.
The drive from Chichester shouldn't take more than 25 minutes along the A27. The A3 will get you to and from London.
Worth getting out of bed for
You're spoilt for choice here; go for a lazy amble round Pagham Harbour, spotting fantastically named birds such as wigeon, ruff, godwits and knots (plus a few common or garden gulls). For a bit of fresh sea air, a short drive will get you to the shingly shores of Selsey and the Witterings, to Chichester Harbour, or little village harbours, including Bosham. Goodwood Estate is only 20 minutes by car; as well as a year-round events programme (horse power of all kinds being a theme), there's a golf course and spa. Petrol heads and adrenalin junkies are also catered for, with flying lessons and track days. Check out the Breakfast Clubmotor meetings on the first Sunday of the month from March to November, and follow up with a peek into the Duke of Richmond's Regency pile.
Stop for lunch at The Royal Oak, a gastropub in East Lavant that turns out sophisticated little plates – trio of pork with black-pudding bon-bons, anyone? The Fox Goes Free at Charlton is great for a pub lunch among locals; there’s a pretty garden, too. Both of these are a short drive away, as is Selsey, which has a clutch of perfectly good pubs and frill-free curry houses.
In nearby Bosham, have a wander round the village harbour and poke your nose into the Bosham Walk Art & Craft Centre, where you'll find The Captain's Table (+44 (0)1243 574554), a sweetly unassuming tea room, for warming cuppas and home-made cake or soup and savoury snacks:
‘We’re almost there,’ said Mr Smith, leaping back into the car after asking at a garage for directions to the Crab & Lobster. ‘It’s just a few minutes away’. We had only left the A27 and its comforting sodium-orange glow recently, but had quickly plunged into the inky black of a West Sussex night. Reaching the end of a wet, winding road, a stout, whitewashed building appeared.
Even at night, the hotel has an end of the worldish feel to it. Beyond the car park, in the infinite night, was Pagham Harbour, a nature reserve, and beyond that the Channel. All that stood between us and the very edge of England was a 350-year-old inn, its ‘restaurant with rooms’ sign swinging in the night breeze. Taking the last remaining parking space, we headed inside, eager to begin the business of unwinding after a long day.
Walking through the door we are instantly in the middle of the packed dining room and feel, for a moment, terribly inappropriate. Like latecomers to a theatre. Diners look up briefly from their Crab & Lobster fish pies with cheddar mash, then return to their plates. The specials board distracts us for a moment with words such as ‘baked trout’ and ‘lemon posset’, and we remember how hungry we are. It’s just as well we’ve reserved a table.
We are staying in room one, directly above the restaurant. The hum of diners drifts up through the ancient floor as we unpack. There is something very Austen about this room, I decide. The old windows are the sort you’d look out to see Mr Darcy, if I weren’t with Mr Smith. Then there’s the walls’ Farrow and Ball blues and sages, the fresh cut flowers and exposed beams. Yes, we could indeed be Regency travellers, if it weren’t for the flatscreen TV and sound system. Mr Smith gets very excited about the iPod docking station before realising he’s forgotten to bring the iPod.
Dinner gets off to a flying start with salmon parcels, stuffed with crab and crayfish, topped with caviar. The menu here is seafood-centric – as one would expect from an inn with both ‘crab’ and ‘lobster’ in its name – and there is a decent wine list. But, alas, just one flavour of sorbet (orange) is available tonight.
Full and drowsy we trudge up the stairs to bed, far too sleepy to choose a DVD to watch – tomorrow perhaps. Tonight is about the luxury of sleeping in an utterly dark, utterly silent place. Undisturbed by the wailing rubbish vans, police cars and juddering night buses of the city, we drift off dreaming dreams so vivid we both remember every single detail the next morning. On waking, we finally get to see West Sussex by day. Outside is a Miss Marpleish lane, a smart house opposite. Beyond, lies Pagham Harbour and an endless sky.
Breakfast is another fishy affair, with smoked salmon and scrambled egg on English muffins. Mr Smith can’t resist the full English and its locally sourced ingredients. A history of the inn and the harbour hangs on the thick stone wall behind us. Back in the 600s, when the harbour was still called by its Saxon name, Udring Hven, some unfortunate invading Danes were hacked to death in what’s now the car park for refusing to convert to Christianity, it informed us. Centuries later, soldiers heading for Agincourt stayed here on their last night before leaving for France. During the Civil War the royalist Lieutenant Governor and his two nephews met a sticky end just outside the inn’s front door when the area fell to the roundheads. For a barely there spot at the end of the world, this place has seen its share of the action, we think, as we head out on a hopefully-less-eventful walk to the shore.
This is a timeless place. The skyline virtually unchanged since Mr & Mrs Saxon first arrived here, dispatched the Romans and set up house more than a millennum beforehand. This is strangely comforting. We breathe in the fresh, ozone-flavoured air of the south coast and promptly forget about the Danish invaders.
The hides along the edge of Pagham Harbour hint at this place’s ornithological importance. The binoculars in our room, and a kindly lady twitcher, help us spot cormorants, grey plovers and other twig-legged species stepping delicately through the mudflats.
Any weekend here will have a Famous Five sort of wholesomeness about it, we decide, as we crunch along the shingle beach picking up shells. In addition to glorious walks, favourite things to do here are sail and birdwatch. Then head to any one of the Midsomerish towns and villages – The Witterings, Bosham, Midhurst or Chichester – for tea and scones. Goodwood is close by, too. We stop at its farm shop and stock up on interesting jams and exotic pickles.
With the sky turning a rich purple, we return to the Crab & Lobster for a leisurely soak with L’Occitane bath products. We then make our way back down to the restaurant. Yesterday, the gentleman at the table behind us had a rather lovely selection of English cheeses and we are determined to end this meal with a plate of our own. The mood tonight is boisterous, happy. There seems to be a real fondness for this inn at the end of the world, but tonight it feels as though it is at the centre of it.
Whenever you book a stay at a Smith hotel or villa, we’ll invite you to review it when you get back. Read what other Smith members had to say in The Crab & Lobster’s Guestbook below.
The food is excellent, the service just right – not too much fuss – and the place is amazing: Sidlesham Quay and Pagham Harbour. We had a great time. Remember to take binoculars!
To be spending too much time in your room!
Stayed on 12 Aug 2019
Fantastic setting, wonderful walks on the wetland. Great atmosphere, top quality food and friendly staff.
Stayed on 20 Jul 2019
We had a wonderful one night stay here, and found the hotel staff very welcoming. The room was well-equipped and the bed was very comfortable. The village of Sidlesham was delightful, with lovely views over Pagham Harbour. We had dinner here, and the food was excellent – we were too full for dessert but managed some of the local ice cream, which was delicious. The breakfast was very good, too.
Stayed on 8 Jul 2019
We had an amazing weekend at this hidden gem. I stayed with my four year old daughter and we both had a good time. The restaurant was excellent, lovely wines by the glass at the great terrace accompanied by fabulous grated crab (day one) and lobster thermidor (day two). After a nice breakfast we had two great days at the beach in West Wittering. The hotel is even nicer than the pictures.
Stayed on 28 Jun 2019
The location, with the tide coming and going over the course of the day. The restaurant and bar – great drinks and spectacularly great food. The staff were helpful and friendly. And we had a comfortable and peaceful room with a great breakfast waiting...
Nightlife and noise.
Stayed on 30 May 2019
We loved the adjoining Crab Cottage which was perfect for our getaway 1-night stay. The decor was very tasteful and accommodation included a good-sized kitchen with a very comfortable lounge and 2 beautiful double bedrooms on the first floor. The cottage comes with a small patio and garden at the rear.
We had no disappointments.
Stayed on 26 Feb 2019
The staff, very friendly and made our stay. They were happy to have a chat and help with recommendations for walks and things to do in the area.
Any shops or pubs within walking distance. If you stay in the cottage we would recommend getting a few things for the fridge before you arrive.
Stayed on 16 Dec 2018
We loved the beautiful location – lovely for bird watching and walks. Excellent, mainly seafood, suppers and very friendly (but efficient) staff.
Wild night life.
Stayed on 30 Sep 2018
We loved the ambiance, the room, the staff and the food.
Don't expect nightlife. The joy of the Crab Lobster is the total tranquility of its surroundings.
Stayed on 4 Sep 2018
The super-friendly service. Front of house staff were all exceptional including sorting out problems with our bikes. Great location for long walks and cycle rides
Good bread. Thats a tiny niggle I know, but given that the rest of the food was all excellent it was odd that bread from a bread maker is served.
Stayed on 10 Aug 2018
This delightful place is situated by a nature reserve so it is very quiet - just the birds singing. We couldn't fault the service we received and the food was excellent. This is a great area if you like walking.
Stayed on 9 Jul 2018
Friendly, attentive staff. Food was excellent. Room was pleasant and well stocked.
To leave without damaging your bank balance. Only criticism was room cost; £225 is a lot for what is effectively a B&B pub.
Stayed on 28 May 2018
Lovely staff. Wonderful decor and the food was delicious. Great location. Ask one of the staff for local recommendations, they're really helpful.
Stayed on 24 May 2018
The room (4), the fantastic food and the great staff. Just head down to Selsey and have a walk along the beach, really bracing in the winter.
Load music, tvs in the bar.
Stayed on 19 Mar 2018
This has become a regular and favourite getaway place for us. Tranquility, wonderful surroundings, comfortable rooms, friendly service and excellent food. You can really get away from it all, underlined by the peace of a walk round the reserve. A good centre too for visits to the coast or to delightful Chichester, or a sitting outside summer lunch. We love Chichester for shops, eating and drinking, theatre and gallery and general charm. Quite a few good pubs in the general area – the Anchor Bleu at Bosham is a favourite, especially for its position – although it was difficult to drag ourselves away from the Crab Lobster. Church Norton is quiet and remote – chapel and beach. Or walk round the harbour/reserve.
Don't expect lots of noise and activity, it's not that sort of place, even when bustling in season.
Stayed on 7 Mar 2018
No fuss check-in and check-out, great breakfasts, excellent evening meal in the retaurant, and best ever take away fish 'n' chips from the pub downstairs devoured in our room, as well as long walks around the harbour. RSPB Pagham Harbour nature reserve (stock up on refreshments at the visitor centre in case you get lost!).
Absolute peace and quiet – you will be able to hear the restaurant below if it is busy, and noise from the adjacent bedrooms.
Stayed on 11 Feb 2018
We love Pagham Harbour as it is a natural wilderness but not far from Chichester and London. So it is perfect to have a really comfortable place to stay, so we can walk from the pub to the sea, do a bit of bird watching and not use the car (we did get the bus back on one occasion). The pub has good food with friendly staff; our wet clothes were whipped away and put in the boiler room and all the staff were vey helpful. On a wet day, we visited Fishbourne Roman Palace and on our way home visited the Pallant Gallery in Chichester.