Free WiFi, tennis and basketball courts. In rooms: TV, minibar, air-conditioning, tea- and coffee-making facilities, Gilchrist and Soames bath products.
Choose a Sleepy Pine Cottage for its forest-set charms and rocking chairs on the verandah, or plump for the Lakeside Cottage, which comes with a wood-burning stove, barbecue on the patio, and your own row-boat on the water (in milder months).
The heated pool looks over the lake, and has picnic benches on the surrounding lawn.
Bring your most stylish hiking boots, bobble hats and capacity for toasted marshmallow overindulgence.
The common areas are wheelchair accessible, but the rooms aren’t particularly set up for wheelchair users.
All ages welcome.
Over fives, or anyone who can swim in the lake.
Go for the Bluebird Cottage, Lakeside Cottage or one of the Garden Suites – they all have a fully equipped kitchen, for post-sports-day snacks.
In winter, we dare you to not sing 'Do you want a build a snowman' as you do just that. There's also sledding, snowshowing and marshmallow toasting to keep Smiths of all ages entertained. No snow? Chances are, there’ll be enough other guests for a team game instead (there are pitches for softball, volleyball, American football and basketball).
It’s heated, so the Little Smiths can swim till they’re wrinkly without getting a chill. The picnic benches on the surrounding lawn are a good vantage point for seeing who really splashed whom first.
The Canteen does a mean cheese toastie and a few healthy snacks, but other than that you’re on your own. Spark up the barbecue, and buy supplies from a store in Port Jervis.
No need to pack
Leave your iPads and the like at home – there’s enough outdoor entertainment to keep anyone going.