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Highlights

Norfolk barn conversion
Perfect for hedonistic house parties
No limit on the number of guests
1.5 hours from London
Central courtyard with hot tub, sauna and barbecue
Teepee in the garden that can also be rented
Perfect venue for midweek corporate events
All sorts of off-site activities can be arranged too from shooting to sailing

Guestbook

'Yee hah!'
'This place is beautifully strange, eclectic and cosy. It’s perfect for a quiet weekend away with 16 people'

Smith tip

Should you wish to stage your own rodeo at the house, you'll need to know how to ride a bucking bronco. The aim of the professional rodeo rider is to stay on the bronco for a minimum of eight seconds (much easier said than done). The best technique is to lean back, grab the front of the saddle with a vice-like grip and flail madly with your other arm. Don’t forget to wear a Stetson.

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Cliff Barns

Norfolk, United Kingdom[view map]

Style
Wild West
Setting
East Anglian flatlands

Part psychedelic Wild West-style hacienda, part baronial hunting lodge, this Norfolk hideaway is the perfect combination of ultimate party house and tranquil rural seclusion. The eight individually decorated bedrooms offer such unbridled quirkiness as floral wallpaper, chintzy curtains, birch branch beds and riding saddles; there’s even a ‘bunk house’ room with four adult-sized beds. It's ideal for a quiet weekend away with 17 of your nearest and dearest hedonistic friends and relations.

Need to know

Rates
From £3,290 for a three night weekend or a weekly rate from £4,190
Sleeps
18–20 in eight bedrooms, including an adult-sized four-bunk room. There is also a teepee in the garden that sleeps 8.
Ideal for
Hedonistic house parties, weddings, hen do's, family gatherings and birthday celebrations are a favourite, with up to 120 guests in attendance.
Minimum hire
Friday 3pm to Monday 10.30am. (An additional day rate or a weekly rate applies after this time.) Rental period starts from Friday 3pm.
Booking process
20 per cent deposit needed to secure booking. A sum of £1,000 will be held on account by the hotel from seven days prior to your agreed date of arrival. The same sum of £1,000 is to be released by them on satisfactory completion of the checking of the inventory following your stay. Smith deposit taken when you book.
Property style
Barn conversion
Grounds
Surrounded by farmland and set in two and a half acres of lawns and gardens
Also
Smoking is allowed, although guests are requested to refrain in the bedrooms. Pets are welcome – there’s plenty of open countryside surrounding the property. You can occasionally hear take-offs from the airbase during the week.

In the know

Eating and drinking
Up to 18 can be seated at the dining table next to the separate drinks fridge. The house is self-catering but Cliff Barns can arrange anything, including banquets for up to 30 people, or buffets for up to 120. There’s a barbecue in the courtyard. A chef and waiting staff can be arranged, and Cliff Barns can provide catering for any event; banquets can be arranged for up to 30 people, or buffets for up to 50. The ‘Groaning table’ menu is ideal for cold buffets or picnics and costs from £10.50 a head. Prices for the barbecue and three course Rancho Deluxe menus range up to £38 per person, including a chef and waiting staff. Whenever possible, organic local produce is used. Additional marquees, teepees and yurts mean that up to 150 people can be catered for.
Housekeeping
Daily housekeeping can be provided on request (a change of bed linen, towels and cleaning) charged at £25 a room.
Entertainment
There's a CD player in the living room with an iPod docking station. A wide range of entertainment can be organised and popular activities include a bucking bronco, casino, live music, themed parties, beauty treatments and massage. All sorts of activities can be arranged on- and off-site, too: cycling, mountain biking, go-karting, seal watching, microlite flying, paintballing, yachting, sailing, canoeing, fishing, water skiing, badminton, squash, clay-pigeon shooting, aerobics, game shooting, martial arts, five-a-side football, deer stalking, archery, fruit picking, ‘Go Ape’ jungle adventures, golf.
Provided
Bed linen, towels, bathrobes, toiletries, local hand-made soap, books, games and even a fancy-dress box.
Packing tips
Bring your finest cowboy boots and a ten-gallon hat
Eco policy
Cliff Barns recycles all empty bottles. Organic produce from local suppliers and farmers can be arranged on request.

For a detailed description of all the rooms and grounds, click here

Also worth knowing

Children
Welcome. There are no cots but two highchairs are provided. The courtyard is an ideal space for children to play under supervision.
Weddings
This property is suitable for weddings. More

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Cliff Barns

Cliff Barns
Narford Road
Narborough
Norfolk

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