Need to know
Rooms
117.
Check–Out
11am, but flexible for an hour (longer for a fee), subject to availability. Earliest check-in, 3pm.
More details
Rates don’t usually include breakfast (£25 for adults and £12 for children).
Also
The River House is a collaboration with Soho House, which means Dirty Burgers and Picante beverages have made it to Berkshire, along with the proudest moment in the owner’s art collection: a life-size Stonehenge in bouncy-castle form by Jeremy Deller, open in the summer months.
Please note
The River House closes during the colder months, but a winter alternative is currently in the works.
At the hotel
Free WiFi throughout, record-players in the lounges, seasonal ice-rink, tennis courts, gym, bicycles to borrow, sculpture garden, Stonehenge-shaped bouncy castle (summer only). In rooms: Roberts radio, Smeg kettle, Nespresso coffee machine, smart Sky TV with casting, Cowshed bath products, cocktail station, and minibar with free snacks and soft drinks.
Our favourite rooms
The cheery Boathouse rooms have a perky pink and green palette, but it has to be private quarters in the Gothic Mansion House, for bigger-than-emperor-size beds and sunken bathrooms in the tower itself (Rapunzel-ready room 114), gentlemen’s-club-worthy wood-panelling (room 103) and an enormous green chandelier (room 102).
Poolside
There’s a heated pool in the spa and gym outhouse, with an outdoor one due for summer 2022. Swimming hours are 7am to 8pm.
Spa
The wellness area currently includes two types of sauna (one infrared), a steam room and a Jacuzzi – but a full spa out in the grounds will be up and running by next summer.
Packing tips
Books to read beside one of the many fireplaces, sensible shoes for treading the Thames Path, a boat to berth at Bray Marina and vinyl records for any aspiring DJs to soundtrack everyone’s evening.
Also
The ground-floor lounges, dining areas and bars are accessible, and there are some rooms adapted for disabled guests in the outbuilding that houses the gym and pool.
Pet‐friendly
Dogs are very welcome at the hotel – all of the bedrooms, grounds and dining areas are pet-friendly except the Parlour. For £25 a night attendant canines are treated to a package that includes a bed and treats. See more pet-friendly hotels in Windsor.
Children
All ages are welcome, and there’s lots to keep little Smiths happy, including entertainers at the River House at weekends and (in the summer) a to-scale inflatable version of Stonehenge.
Best for
Babies and up.
Recommended rooms
The Boathouse Large Rooms are a family-friendly option, and connecting rooms are possible in both the Mansion House and Boathouse Wing. Extra beds can be added to all rooms at no extra cost.
Activities
Entertainers from Storystockcircus pitch up at the River House to keep kids happy most weekends, and the inflatable Stonehenge-shaped bouncy castle is not just for children.
Meals
Both of the restaurants and the room-service menu have children-friendly options.
Sustainability efforts
The hotel is taking steps to reduce its use of plastic, water and energy, as well as waste – and local suppliers are used for as much of the produce as possible. There’s a walled garden in the grounds supplying the kitchen, too.