Surrounded by citrus trees and bougainvillea, boho Vila Monte Farm House is all whitewashed walls, red tile roofs and natural materials. An inviting fireplace flanked by cushy seating and an honesty bar may tempt you to stay in the lobby, but two local-flavor restaurants, twin swimming pools and nearby beaches await.
Noon, but flexible, subject to availability. Earliest check-in, 2pm. Luggage storage is available for guests arriving early or leaving late.
Double rooms from $110.25 (€100), excluding tax at 6 per cent.
Rates include a buffet breakfast (usually €25 for adults and €12 for children) and parking.
Arrange a couple’s massage in a quiet area of the gardens, or take advantage of the tennis court, jogging tracks, hire bikes and fitness classes and fire up those endorphins. In the evening, enjoy an outdoor film screening by the adults-only pool at Cine Paraiso.
At the hotel
Two swimming pools, shuttles to the nearby beach, tennis court, free WiFi throughout, free on-site parking, valet parking, laundry services. In rooms: Nespresso coffee machine, tea-making facilities, TV, Molton Brown bath products, a beach bag and a sun hat.
Our favourite rooms
All rooms are bright and airy, with white walls, nautical blue and white fabrics, and natural decor, such as tree-trunk coffee tables, coconut-husk rugs and hand-carved light fittings. The Junior Suite, with its private outdoor seating, might just take the cake.
Family-friendly Tanque das Bicas has Roman steps and pool toys; it’s in the main garden, surrounded by trees and a pool bar that serves fresh juices and salads (little Smiths must be supervised by a parent at all times). The heated, adults-only pool is in a quiet and lushly landscaped area of the grounds; order a cocktail, enjoy a book or just savour the silence.
Leave your straw hats and beach bags behind: they’re laid on by the hotel.
All public areas, including the lobby market and restaurants, are wheelchair accessible; there’s also a dedicated accessible guest room with a larger bathroom.
Are welcome. Big ticket littles swag, from baby cots to bedlinens, bottle sterilisers to bibs, highchairs to baby baths and towels can be provided on request. The hotel also has a family-friendly pool, outdoor play areas and bikes to hire.
Children of all ages are welcome at Vila Monte Farm House.
The hotel has a family-friendly pool, outdoor play areas, bikes to hire, an open air cinema, colouring-in accoutrements and child-friendly snacks.
Family-friendly Tanque das Bicas has Roman steps and pool toys; it’s in the main garden, surrounded by trees and a pool bar that serves fresh juices and salads (little Smiths must be supervised by a parent at all times).
The restaurants have kids menus, activity packs, family-friendly events, children's cutlery and highchairs; just ask to have baby bottles or food heated for teensy Smiths.
Give the hotel a week’s notice to arrange babysitters (or nannies) for €15 an hour.
No need to pack
Big ticket littles swag, from baby cots to bedlinens, bottle sterilisers to bibs, highchairs to baby baths and towels can be provided on request.
Ingredients used in the restaurants are locally sourced (some grown on site) and organic; eco-friendly cleaning products, bathroom products and light bulbs are used, too.
For a spot of theatrics with your meal, try to snag the two seats by the large windows to the kitchen and watch the chefs at work. You can’t go wrong with alfresco dining on the terrace, either.
A breezy linen shirt for Mr Smith and a stylish sundress and espadrilles for Mrs Smith will be all the evening-wear finery needed.
Make your way from the atrium to À Terra’s main dining area, a stylishly rustic affair with chunky wooden tables, hanging clay pendant lights and shelves filled with jars of local grains and Portuguese truffles; floor-to-ceiling windows frame the gardens. In the outdoor seating area, you’ll find oversized blue cushions and a canopy with exposed bulbs; it’s particularly charming after dark. À Terra serves up local Portuguese food and mouthwatering Mediterranean meals – order assorted cuts of meat and fish fired up over the Josper grill or pizzas direct from the wood-fired oven. In warmer months, Laranjal Restaurant is open for tapas, seafood and all manner of grilled dishes; ask for the catch of the day. We’re partial to the tuna ceviche salad, too.
There’s an honesty bar in the lobby, just to the left of the entrance – it doubles as the check-in counter and is stocked with a variety of liquors. Concoct an afternoon tipple from one of the many gins on the shelf, or simply grab a cold glass of Murganheira (Portuguese sparkling wine) and cosy up by the circular fireplace. You can also order cocktails, spirits, wines, beers and soft drinks from À Terra.
Enjoy evening meals at À Terra from 7.30pm to 10.30pm, or at Laranjal from 7.30pm to 11pm (in high season only). Lunch at À Terra is served from 12.30pm to 3pm, and breakfast from 7.30am to 10.30am.
Full restaurant menus are available during opening hours, and the in-room minibar is stocked with drinks, cookies, crisps and other snacks.
The hotel is off the beaten track, but still within a residential area; it’s a short walk to the nearest town of Caliços and you can drive to the water in around 20 minutes. Moncarapacho is the next closest town (borrow the hotel's bikes to get there).
Faro Airport is 27km away; with at least two days’ notice, the hotel can organise transfers for €37 a person each way.
Trains from Lisbon and Oporto pull into Faro station; the hotel can organise transfers for €60 a person each way if requested at least two days before your train pulls into the station.
For those puttering around Portugal, there’s free parking at the hotel. You won’t need a car to enjoy the hotel and nearby beaches, though.
Worth getting out of bed for
Beach lovers are in luck: the white sands of Fuseta Island are about a 20-minute drive from Vila Monte Farm House; a shuttle service runs between the hotel and the boat to the island every 15-20 minutes. The hotel’s boat is moored at Fuseta pier and will zip you right over to the beach of Barra Nova, where you can get (temporarily) marooned in style; €20 a person covers one way transport, a water bottle and a beach towel. An umbrella, towels, chairs, drinks and a picnic can be supplied, and the boatman will help you set up for your mini island getaway. Sunbathe, swim and picnic to your heart’s content… and be back at the hotel within 15 minutes.
Vila Monte Farm House can also arrange pottery slinging sessions, horse-riding in the hills, fishing and boatingtours in Ria Formosa Natural Park, and bird- and dolphin-watching excursions. Aspiring chefs can chop, stir and sizzle the day away in the hotel’s kitchens or simply go for guided seafood tastings in nearby Ria Formosa.
For your holiday dose of cobbled streets and squares, head 15 minutes west to Tavira, a traditional Algarve fishing village. The town is intersected by Gilão river and the bridge that crosses over it is allegedly a remnant of the Roman Empire.
Casa Corvo in Fuseta (1 de Maio +351 914 130 029) is the spot for a lunch of barbecued fish by the sea. Cascas (+351 289 722 221) on Avenida 5 de Outubro in Olhão serves fresh seafood and Portuguese dishes; try the octopus salad or freshly-shucked oysters, or ask the friendly owners for recommendations. Family-run Restaurant Antonio (+351 939 163 759) is on Avenida Maria Lizarda Palermo in the heart of Moncarapacho and serves traditional local fare. In Olhão, get your pizza fix with a view at Italian eatery Pizza e Pedra, which also has quite the enoteca for interested oenophiles.
For laid-back rooftop drinks and tapas, try Bar 62 on Avenida 5 de Outubro, Olhão (289 723 060); it has a wide-ranging drinks list and blankets for when it gets a bit breezy on the roof. Gin- and wine-lovers alike will have no problem finding a tempting tipple at 7 Imeio Wine Bar (+351 965 258 266 Avenida 5 de Outubro), a tapas bar that also serves up freshly prepared sushi in Olhão. Part tapas bar, part beer garden, Terra i Mar (+351 289 714 315) on Avenida 5 de Outubro has a rustic interior and outdoor seating area too. And for black pork and fiery cocktails with a side of local lore, check out Tapas e Lendas (‘tapas and legends’) (+351289706429) on Rua Dr Manuel Arriaga.
Vila Monte tops a ripple of the Algarve’s barrocal, a band of arid hills separating mountains and sea. At Faro Airport, we’d watched fellow Brits head west towards the tourist-stricken resorts of Praia da Rocha and Lagos. We’d gone east, to Portugal’s Algarve. You’ll find no tacky tourist shops flogging cheap keyrings here. Only a few crumbling barns slouched in olive groves and terse greenery unfurling to the sea.
Our taxi had pulled off the main road to climb the winding driveway to Vila Monte, through gardens of orchid and tangles of acacia, fig and citrus tree reminiscent of Rousseau’s Tiger in a Tropical Storm – without the storm.
Once inside, the hotel’s spell descended. We stood side by side at the reception desk, fixated on the receptionist. She recited something about bike hire or breakfast, but it was her hands that captured our attention: they were pouring steaming honey and lavender tea so deftly from her cast-iron teapot that we were hypnotised. She filled our ceramic cups with the elixir. We downed it, and so began our initiation into the cult of Vila Monte Farm House.
‘Follow me, please,’ the receptionist said, and we did so as she conjured lawns, vegetable gardens, swimming pools. Soon we came upon a newly-lit fire pit circled by logs – were we to dance around this? – and then to our room, where we found cult-like robes… of the fluffy bathroom variety. And in the minibar? Organic crisps and sparkling wine. We obliged both. The hotel’s methods of indoctrination were so far not unpleasant.
We settled into our new life quickly, our first misfortune being the time of day: too late for lunch, not late enough for dinner. A pity. Perhaps they could rustle up some soup? They could. But note: Vila Monte doesn’t do ‘just some soup’. At the restaurant patio, the waitress brought us two cast-iron Chasseur pots of the most fragrant broth (one: an Algarve fish stew; the other: vegetable, made with produce from the garden) plus a breadboard dolloped with garlic-and-thyme butter and goat’s cheese.
‘And could we get an ironing board, please?’ Mrs Smith asked. This was followed by a silence as the waitress, perplexed, mentally scanned the menu for this unexpected request. I enquired how my partner might have space for it after all the soup. ‘For the room… So I can iron my dress,’ she qualified.
‘I’ll have one sent up,’ came the waitress’s unruflled, but somewhat relieved reply.
Soup duly despatched, it was time for stage two of our inebriation. As we poured more Algarve wine, a cat – her white-and-tabby features appropriately in keeping with the hotel’s distressed trelliswork and whitewashed walls – made its way across the lawn. We addressed her in that strange Scooby-Doo voice reserved exclusively for cats: ‘Hello yooooooou.’
Then we noticed the plumpness of her belly. ‘Are you preggo?’ Mrs Smith asked. ‘No, I can't say that, I hate it when people say that about me.’
No wonder this moggy was pregnant: she was gorgeous, and she knew it. But what do you give a cat when you’re eating soup? Mrs Smith fed her a crouton.
‘You can’t give a cat croutons,’ I announced, not entirely sure under what authority.
‘She’s expecting,’ Mrs Smith said. ‘Women get weird cravings during pregnancy,’ and, on cue, the cat devoured it. ‘See.’
Our new Portuguese overlords were surprisingly lenient with their expectations. We were apparently free to cycle into rustic nearby town, Moncarapacho, and take a taxi to sunbathe on the sandbanks of Fuseta Beach. It was here, at a streetside shack, that we feasted on giant garlic prawns and grilled dorada, laughing manically at each other’s sun-caught faces and wondering – hoping – that staff back at the hotel might never let us leave.
Later that day I found a quiet moment to spread-eagle myself across the king-sized bed in our room. Here was my face, a sun-burnt disc, drunk on near-sleep, set adrift in a white sea of dressing gown, walls, sheets: my very own Enya video.
Cue sharp focus pull to the shower door, with Mrs Smith screaming: ‘Quick, get up!’ I leapt from the bed, landing with an unexpected splash. Water: an inch deep. I stared at it mad-eyed, and then at her.
‘Help me!’ she despaired, lifting a dripping bed curtain and placing it on the bedside table, right onto our passports and check-in folder.
‘What are you doing?!’ I squeaked, rushing to their rescue. She stepped back, knocking the ironing board, still with us and leaning against the wall. We both turned and watched it slam into the water, causing a ka-bloom of spray. Within seconds my nap had shifted from Orinoco Flow to Apocalypse Now.
‘You told me to sit down in the shower,’ came her excuse over a nerve-steadying port & tonic while the housekeeper mopped our mess. This was true. I had taken the unorthodox decision to spend my shower sat down. I’ll admit it: shower-sitting is something I enjoy, especially under a rainforest showerhead. And, slightly giddily, I’d chosen this romantic getaway to share this character quirk with Mrs Smith – no secrets and all that. But Mrs Smith, in her wisdom, had sat over the plughole.
Rain that evening meant Braveheart would be shown on the lobby’s flatscreen TV and not the outdoor cinema. We ordered more Algarve wine at the reception bar while other waifs and strays dried by the fireplace or settled in for the film. We were all spared Mel Gibson’s questionable Scottish accent as his tribe were slaughtered in subtitled silence – we could only guess to the reason behind the lobby’s ‘mute’ policy. To maintain that monastic ambiance? However, the mawkish bossa nova covers of Eighties pop hits filling the void instead preserved quietude only as far as the scene with the bottom-baring highlanders. This tickled the barman as much as it did us and, newly endeared to him, we ordered another bottle.
On our final morning we found ourselves nursing coffees for several hours in the vast breakfast atrium: plate-glass doors on two sides, four giant amphorae along the back wall, a grand buffet laid out along another. Stormclouds had returned, swallowing hill after ever-closer hill like the strip lights in a horror-movie corridor. We decided we weren’t going anywhere. When the storm finally hit, it suction-boomed the doors onto their hinges. It was like something out of Rousseau’s Tiger in a Tropical Storm – with the storm. As other guests gawped or filmed the onslaught on their phones, Mrs Smith and I took the opportunity to load up on hangover-soothing custard tarts, and by check-out the rain had passed. The sun shone as we came blinking back into the world. We were now converted disciples, determined to spread the Vila Monte philosophy far and wide. Here are its three core teachings:
Order the pork cheek casserole from the hotel restaurant
Don’t chuckle when the waiter rearranges the word order of your favourite dessert – the ‘pudding bread’ is as good as your grandma’s
Stay for a week at least
Whenever you book a stay at a Smith hotel or villa, we’ll invite you to review it when you get back. Read what other Smith members had to say in Vila Monte Farm House’s Guestbook below.
Everything! The hotel was without fault – of particular note were lovely staff and serene surroundings.
Not to enjoy yourself.
Stayed on 6 Sep 2019
This was a perfect vacation – I honestly cannot think of one thing I would improve. Lovely property, excellent service, beautiful room, amazing food, fantastic wine. I loved that they had a pool area for adults and another for families. While I love children (I have four!), we didn't bring them on this trip as we wanted 'grown-up time'. This was perfect – and I would absolutely come back with the kids.
A party scene. It was really for couples or families. Of course, it would be a great place to come alone and unwind.
Stayed on 1 Aug 2019
We loved virtually everything about this hotel. It was absolutely perfect for myself, my daughter and 2 year old grandson. The staff could not have been more friendly and helpful, the atmosphere throughout the property was happy and relaxed and the facilities were all we could have wished for. Children are welcomed and very well catered for without it being too much of a 'family hotel'. Given the number of small children there it was surprisingly peaceful. The grounds are beautiful and wonderfully maintained, the pools, particularly the main pool but also the smaller adult only pool, and surrounding gardens are delightful and the rooms are clean and light – quite basic but more than adequate. The outstanding memory I will have is of the wonderfully helpful staff. We discovered having arrived at the airport to fly home that we had left our buggy behind. We made a phone call to the hotel and within 25 minutes someone brought the buggy to the airport and didn't charge us. What service!
Gourmet food. The food was certainly good enough but not up to the standard of the rest of the facilities.
Stayed on 1 Jul 2019
Vila Monte is a little slice of paradise in the Algarve countryside. Though not far from the magnificent beaches of the Algarve, it is a world away from any tourist madness. Quaint, quiet, peaceful, and relaxing, Vila Monte leaves no detail unattended to. The staff are super friendly, the grounds are pristine, and the food and drinks, while not exactly cheap, are very high quality. I would love to return.
To be able to go anywhere else very easily. Vila Monte is in the countryside, so you need a car to visit elsewhere in the Algarve.
Stayed on 21 Jun 2019
Relaxed vibes, open spaces, friendly staff, pool time, and delicious food (especially the fish specials) and wine. There also seemed to be lots of activities offered by the hotel but we only stayed two nights so didn't really look into them.
An active, bustling place.
Stayed on 24 May 2019
Vila Monte is an absolutely stunning property with everything you need on site – we'd originally planned to venture out at least for a meal or two, but ended up staying on property for the full two days and enjoyed every minute – seafood feasts, port tastings, massages, breakfast buffet, outdoor movies, the full gamut. I'd highly recommend the Secret Suite (we splurged for our honeymoon!) and a meal at the chef's table (gifted to us by a friend, but incredible nonetheless!). Far and away the best part of our trip – we only wish we'd been able to stay longer!
The property is not on the beach/water, but the hotel offers a shuttle service to catch a boat to the nearest island beach. Also, the property has a bar and restaurants that stay open fairly late, but no active nightlife (this was perfect for us, but just a flag!).
Stayed on 23 Sep 2018
The restaurant is really good, highly recommended. Nice terrace and tables also in the garden, so you can have dinner below the trees. There are two pools and one is reserved for adults, lush garden is all around. Staff is very kind and thoughtful, but don't be too much exigent when rush hour is coming. Rooms are well equipped and clean, and I would like the same bed at home!
Stayed on 20 Sep 2018
We returned this year having loved it last year. A grown up stylish chilled out escape, but where your children are welcome too, so perfect for us (no thank you to large family hotels!). Easy for airport so you can just fly and flop. A nice and easy relaxing holiday.
Whilst food is lovely, it could be more varied; can get quite repetitive if you're here for a week.
Stayed on 27 Aug 2018
The gardens are fantastic. We loved the open-air cinema at night.
Don't expect to get the feeling of a boutique hotel.
Stayed on 9 Aug 2018
We loved the interiors: beautiful, calm and stylish. The staff are so helpful and friendly. The food is lovely. The hotel was full but yet it felt like there were only a few people there....Will definitely be returning soon. We can recommend a boat trip to the islands, walking round Tavira and some cycling.
Stayed on 28 Jul 2018
Everything about Vila Monte and didn't want to leave. The hotel is so stylish, I came home and started planning how to replicate it and the gardens. The rooms are beautifully decorated, simple but luxurious. The food is incredible, effortless but totally delicious. The staff were so friendly and welcoming. It was amazing to find a place that is so kid-friendly, without compromising on anything an adult would want. We loved the swimming pool and having a ceviche lunch by it while the children ran around, without us having to worry about them being noisy. In the evening, eating out under the hanging festoon lights felt magical. We left totally relaxed, for the first time on a family holiday. Definitely take the trip to Fuseta for a boat ride to the deserted island; take a picnic from the hotel.
It to be free of children. But there is an adult's only pool and different areas to eat so you can find your privacy.
Stayed on 14 Jun 2018
1. The staff! Carolina, Pedro, Diogo, Andre, Lara, Barbara (and those are just the names that we remember straight away). All the staff were so friendly and you instantly felt like there would never be any request too big or small for them to handle, and always with a genuine smile. 2. The decor - so crisp and clean beautiful 3. The Clams from their 'Restaurante a Terra'. 4. The adult-only area of accommodation and the adult-only swimming pool. We have a child but this was our first break without her so we really wanted to be somewhere without children. Although a couple of children did come up to the adult only pool a couple of times, you only had to mention this to the staff and they dealt with it in a very professional way. No children tried to swim in that pool for the rest of our stay. Even though the other swimming pool (for adults and children) wasn't that far away, it was amazing how the landscaping made the adult-only pool feel secluded from the rest of the hotel and it was a real peaceful haven. 5. The massage – we both had a massage in the same room at the same time and both the male and female masseuse really knew what they were doing. The manicure and pedicure was also a great little bit of pampering. 6. The breakfast – you don't necessarily need to eat for the rest of the day if you don't want to! 7. The free wine tasting and cocktails on the friday night. 8. The fact that there was a wedding party happening in another area of the hotel and we honestly hardly even noticed.
Stayed on 23 May 2018
We had the best time at Vila Monte Farm House surrounded by pine and caruba trees. All the staff were extremely friendly and helpful, organising activities. Dont miss the fish in salted crust, it is just amazing! Besides being delicious, the breakfast is served in a lovely part of the hotel with a brilliant view. There are two heated pools, one nice and quiet for adults only where you can sip your cocktail and enjoy reading a book in the fabulous surroundings.
The hotel, room, staff and facilities cannot be faulted and we would not doubt going back there anytime soon.
Stayed on 9 May 2018
The tranquil setting and the amazing customer service. The staff went above and beyond to make you feel welcome and address and requests.