Need to know
Rooms
14 individually-designed suites.
Check–Out
11am, but flexible, subject to availability. Earliest check-in, 3pm.
More details
Rates include a one-hour session in the sauna.
Also
During the hotel’s turndown service your pillow will be perfumed and – a charming old-school touch – you’ll find a chocolate on it. Ask staff if you’re longing to know the origin of some objects – the replica elephant tusks in the lounge were purchased from 19th-century British prime minister Sir Robert Peel’s family, for instance.
Hotel closed
Every year from 17 December to 8 February, inclusive, except for three nights around the New Year (29 December - 1 January).
At the hotel
Garden with a fire pit, wine cellar, sauna, VR lounge, drawing room, sculpture and photography gallery and free WiFi throughout. In rooms: iPad, Alexa, Smart TV with Netflix, small library and minibar, decanter and glasses, satin dressing gowns, Deserving Thyme bath products scented with lavender, lemon and rosemary.
Our favourite rooms
It’s hard to choose as each of the 14 suites are so unique. The Owner’s Suite – essentially a faithful recreation of the hotel owner’s wonderfully quirky London flat – is great for groups of friends, sleeping up to six. For couples, the romantic Viennese Suite with its Klimt-inspired hot tub and turret setting, will suit; or the dramatic Velvet Room, if you lean a bit goth. Those who want to embrace the hotel’s freakier side should stay in the Gothic Room in the old servant’s quarters, which offers eerie thrills; or in the Future Room, where the hotel’s ‘invisible man’ can be identified by his chair and clogs stuck to the ceiling.
Spa
All guests get a one-hour session in the garden’s barrel-shaped sauna.
Packing tips
Bring your dandiest threads and your tallest tales for gatherings around the fire pit – we’d wager your fellow guests will buy into the hotel’s fantasy too.
Also
Due to the historic nature of the building, the hotel is unfortunately not wheelchair accessible. There is no lift at the property and some stairs to reach rooms are quite steep.
Children
Children can stay, but the house’s winding stairways, delicate decor and insatiable wine habit make it more of an adult hideout.
Sustainability efforts
This is a hotel with a big planet-loving heart. They’ve ridden themselves of plastic toiletry bottles; installed double-glazed, thermal windows; reduced food waste; and installed a state-of-the-art energy management, heating, air-conditioning and ventilation system. They dutifully recycle too. Plus, they support community projects such as the Regent Theatre’s performing arts programme, independent charities and museums, community-improvement bodies, environmental-protection groups, and LGBTQ+ rights and human-rights organisations such as the Rainbow Railroad.