Mr & Mrs Smith

Cliff Barns

Norfolk, United Kingdom

Part psychedelic Wild West-style hacienda, part baronial hunting lodge, this Norfolk hideaway is the perfect combination of ultimate party house and tranquil rural seclusion. The eight individually decorated bedrooms offer such unbridled quirkiness as floral wallpaper, chintzy curtains, birch branch beds and riding saddles; there’s even a ‘bunk house’ room with four adult-sized beds. It's ideal for a quiet weekend away with 17 of your nearest and dearest hedonistic friends and relations.

Need to know

• Rates information From £3,290 for a three night weekend or a weekly rate from £4,190
• Ideal for Hedonistic house parties, weddings, hen do's, family gatherings and birthday celebrations are a favourite, with up to 120 guests in attendance.
• Sleeps 18-20 in eight bedroom including an adult-sized four-bunk room. There is also a teepee in the garden that sleeps 8.
• Property style Barn conversion
• Grounds Surrounded by farmland and set in two and a half acres of lawns and gardens
• Minimum hire Friday 3pm to Monday 10.30am. (An additional day rate or a weekly rate applies after this time.) Rental period starts from Friday 3pm.
• Children Welcome. There are no cots but two highchairs are provided. The courtyard is an ideal space for children to play under supervision. More...
• Booking process 20 per cent deposit needed to secure booking. A sum of £1,000 will be held on account by the hotel from seven days prior to your agreed date of arrival. The same sum of £1,000 is to be released by them on satisfactory completion of the checking of the inventory following your stay. Smith deposit taken when you book.
• Also Smoking is allowed, although guests are requested to refrain in the bedrooms. Pets are welcome – there’s plenty of open countryside surrounding the property. You can occasionally hear take-offs from the airbase during the week.

Floor plan

• Cliff Barns is arranged around a central courtyard which creates a spacious yet intimate atmosphere

• Bedrooms

  Five double rooms and two twin/double rooms. One twin room has an adjoining bunk room which can sleep four children or adults. Two rooms share a bathroom. For extra accommodation there are also two camp beds, and teepees can be pitched on the lawns in summer. There is no limit on the number of guests at Cliff Barns. Bedroom 1: Double bed with freestanding roll-top bath in the room. Bedroom 2: Baronial style twin/double room which shares a separate bathroom with room 3. Bedroom 3: Psychedelic 1970s-style double room with separate shared bathroom. Bedroom 4: Double room decorated with saddles and denim, and with its own wet room. Bedrooms 5 and 6: Room five is a twin/double room with an adjoining adult-sized four-bunk room sharing a wet room with a giant plunge bath. Bedroom 7: This double room is the largest and has a bed made from tree branches, as well as an en suite wet room. Bedroom 8: This double room with silver birch bed and en suite bathroom is located in the opposite wing to the other rooms.

• Kitchen

  The fully equipped kitchen has a dishwasher, caterers’ fridge, microwave, washing machine and tumble dryer. Basic herbs and spices are also provided. Cliff Barns is sometimes able to supply specific local produce but cannot pre-stock the fridge.

• Living room

  TV, DVD, CD player and a large selection of board games. The centrepiece of the room is a large stone fireplace, and there are wagon-wheel chandeliers and doors out onto the courtyard.

• Dining room

  As well as a table that seats 18, there is a lounge area with leather sofas and a large wood fire.

• Poolside

  There's a hot tub in the courtyard.

• Gardens

  Cliff Barns is arranged around a central and enclosed Spanish courtyard garden with a fountain, hot tub and sauna. There is a ping pong table, a giant chess board and two large patio areas with sunloungers and a barbecue. The house is surrounded by lawns.

• Private parking

  There is private parking next to the house with enough space for up to 50 cars.

Also worth knowing

• Weddings This property is suitable for weddings. More...