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West Axnoller Farm, Axnoller Lane, Mosterton, near Beaminster, Dorset
DT8 3SH
Burggraaf
- Style
- Hen-do heaven barn conversion with pool
- Setting
- Tucked in under a Dorset patchwork quilt
Can be rented with Voltaire (sleeps 12), which has its own indoor swimming pool.
This up-to-the-second barn conversion sits at the heart of Hugh Fearnley-Whittingstall country, on the very beautiful West Axnoller Farm. The final word in stylish house-party venues, the barn sleeps 12 in six en-suite bedrooms, and boasts its own private indoor swimming pool – complete with blue twinkling fibre optics in the ceiling. Dripping with style, elegance and an energy that’s perfect for groups of friends, this rural retreat is ideal for fabulous family parties, birthdays and anniversary celebrations, and stylish hen escapes. A Dorset-tastic clotted cream tea on the house is a lovely treat too.
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House style
Hen-party perfect barn conversion.
Grounds
At the heart of 200 acres of pristine West Dorset farmland.
Sleeps
12 in six en-suite bedrooms (or 24 if rented with Voltaire)
Ideal for
Stylish hen breaks, house parties, family gatherings and big birthday celebrations.
Rates
From £3,750 (low season); from £5,750 (high season); from £6,000 (over Christmas and New Year).
Minimum hire
Three days. Check-in from 5pm, check-out at 10am.
Also
The property is non-smoking. Pets are welcome by special arrangement.
Eating & drinking
Catering can be arranged, as can deliveries from the many local delicatessens or supermarkets. Book a chef for the week and use the house as a hotel, or opt for your own self-indulgent self-catering – it’s totally up to you. The dining table in the open-plan living area seats 12, whilst outside there is a large gas barbecue, and table and chairs for 12 by the hot tub. Dining for 24 can be arranged in Burggraaf’s living room if you are also booking sister property Voltaire. If you’d like to replace the ‘self’ in self-catering with ‘selfish’, a chef can be brought in to prepare a dinner party for 12, with full waitress service. Alternatively, ready-to-eat local, organic Rural Ready Meals can be delivered directly to your door. A Dorset-tastic clotted cream tea on the house is a lovely treat too.
Weddings
Although the property is not licensed for ceremonies, Burggraaf is an ideal wedding-reception venue with great catering links.
Children
Little ones are very welcome. Highchairs, travel cot, changing mat, microwave sterilisers, baby monitors and Nintendo Wii are included at no extra charge. Babysitting can be arranged.
Music
The living room has a CD music system. A wide range of entertainment, including helicopter rides, spa treatments, therapies and catering, can be organised by Burggraaf at the click of a finger (or mouse).
Provided
Indoor pool, outdoor hot tub, remote-controlled ribbon fire, free WiFi on site, Sky+ HD, DVD, CD, Nintendo Wii, pool table, gas barbecue, fire pit, gas heaters, washer/dryer. In rooms: flatscreen TV, Aromatherapy Associates toiletries and bathrobe.
Packing tips
Pop a hairdryer and swimming costume in your weekend bag (unless wet hair and nudie-swimming is your thing).
Eco policy
Organic produce from local suppliers and farmers can be pre-ordered on request. Recycling facilities are available.
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The house is on one floor: the living room, kitchen and dining room are all open-plan; bedrooms 1 and 2 are by the indoor swimming pool; bedrooms 3, 4, 5 and 6 are on a separate corridor on the other side of the barn.
Interior
Bedrooms
There are six double bedrooms.
Bedroom 1: Large rose/fuchsia-coloured double with en-suite bathroom.
Bedroom 2: Large blue-coloured double with en-suite bathroom.
Bedroom 3: Twin blue-coloured room with en-suite bathroom.
Bedroom 4: Large orange-themed double with en-suite bathroom, and access to private garden and hot tub.
Bedroom 5: Lime green-coloured double with en-suite bathroom.
Bedroom 6: Rose-coloured twin room with en-suite bathroom, which shares its access to the private garden and hot tub with Bedroom 4.
Kitchen Fully equipped with double oven and electric hobs, microwave, dishwasher, two fridges and freezer. The kitchen is pre-stocked with tea, coffee, sugar and milk, together with a clotted-cream tea ready for your arrival. Feel free to pre-order a supermarket delivery, otherwise the house can arrange for the fridge to be filled with all your favourite things. For self-catering supplies, see our ‘Services’ section.
Living room A huge, high-vaulted barn space with hand-painted walls, splashes of blue- and fuchsia-coloured brilliance, and soft sofas piled high with silk cushions. A 42-inch TV, with Sky+ and DVD, sits proudly alongside an enormous remote-controlled ribbon fireplace that dominates the room and provides a roaring blaze.
Dining room Comfortable cream chairs huddle around a huge dining table for 12 in the open-plan living room. If you’re booking sister barn Voltaire, this space can be configured to seat 24 guests. There is also an outdoor dining area for 12 by the hot tub, which can also accommodate up to 24 people.
Other A frosted door from the living room leads onto very own private indoor swimming pool, complete with a twinkling fibre-optic ceiling, sauna and changing room.
Outdoor
Gardens Acres of rolling green fields envelop you, while your private garden boasts a dining table for 12 and cedar hot tub.
Parking There is ample parking for plenty of cars.
Other Ask if you can go and say hello to the 11 horses in the stables behind the property.
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Activities
Best picnic spot
Make for Golden Cap cliff: the highest point on the southwest coast of England. You can reach it from the village of Seatown near Chideock. It’s worth noting that the Anchor Inn, beneath Golden Cap, is a great spot to catch the sunset.
Best beaches
West Bay, just 10 miles away, is the nearest watery stretch. Fish and chips and ice-cream huts clinging to the harbourside, benches that are great for sipping hot chocolate on while you watch the bobbing fishing boats… this place is all swooping seagulls and 1970s vibes (rumour even has it that a lady at one of the ice-cream stands has worked there for 50 years). The family-friendly Burton Bradstock, just five minutes beyond West Bay enjoys a dramatic drive down to the sea, and there’s even a ‘Beware of Adders’ sign to greet you by the little sandy/pebbly mix beach. The charming Lyme Regis is half an hour away from the house, and the dramatic Lulworth Cove and Durdle Door are also nearby.
Activities
Massages and pampering sessions in a spa can be arranged for hen weekends. For hot-air ballooning over the epic patchwork-quilt Dorset scenery, Cameron Balloon Flights (0845 456 4202) is based in nearby Sherborne. The house can also arrange helicopter rides along the Jurassic coast (or even just to ‘jump the hedges’ of the farm) for guests. There are golf courses nearby: Bridport & West Dorset Golf Club (www.bridportgolfclub.org.uk), Chedington Court Golf Club (www.chedingtoncourtgolfclub.co.uk) and Sherbourne Golf Club (www.sherbornegolfclub.co.uk). There is also a children’s farm and swannery at Abbotsbury – see www.abbotsbury-tourism.co.uk. Meanwhile, Mapperton Gardens at Mapperton House in nearby Beaminster are particularly impressive.
Smith tip
Fool people you’re Dorset-born-and-bred, with these local locutions:
‘Where’s to?’ = ‘Where is it?’
‘Aggy’ = to gather eggs.
‘Ballyrag’ = to scold.
Eating, drinking and dancing
Restaurants
The Fox Inn
+44 (0)1935 891330
For wild seabass, Barbury duck breast, and local pork and leek sausage with mustard mash – served on blue-and-white chequered tablecloths in front of a roaring inglenook. Look out for the stuffed rabbit in a case on the wall. A five-minute drive from Voltaire, it’s in the middle of nowhere, but it does take credit cards.
Corscombe, Dorchester, Dorset DT2 0NS
Lord Poulett Arms
+44 (0)1460 73149
A great pub with even greater pub food that won Good Hotel Guide Gastro Pub of the Year 2008.
High Street, Hinton St George, Somerset TA17 8SE
The Bridge House Hotel
+44 (0)1308 862200
The best food within five minutes of Voltaire, according to some: simple, local and lots of. Need we say more?
Prout Bridge, Beaminster, Dorset DT8 3AY
The Riverside Restaurant
+44 (0)1308 422011
This long-established, white-painted temple to simple seafood serves the very best fresh fish in an unfussy, charmingly seasidey setting, and is recommended for lunch and dinner alike. So beloved is it of critics, Hugh Fearnley-Whittingstall, foodie families, etc, you’ll definitely need to book ahead.
+44 (0)1308 422011
Cafés
The Hive Beach Café
+44 (0)1308 897070
Plump for locally caught seafood, or simply a hot chocolate or ice cream, whilst gazing across the sandy/pebbly mix bay.
Beach Road, Burton Bradstock, Bridport, Dorset DT6 4RF
Pubs
The Anchor Inn
+44 (0)1297 489215
A pub on the beach. Literally. The Anchor Inn is open all year round and is situated underneath Golden Cap cliff – the highest point on England’s south coast.
The Anchor Inn, Seatown, Bridport, Dorset DT6 6JU
The Bull Hotel
+44 (0)1308 422878
Just 20 minutes away at Bridport, the Bull Hotel offers a Sunday lunch-special menu that’s definitely worth a look.
34 East Street, Bridport, Dorset, DT6 3LF
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Housekeeping
Daily housekeeping is available for an extra charge.
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Trains Trains from London Waterloo to Crewkerne run every hour, and take two and a half hours. From Crewkerne, it’s a 10-minute drive to the house.
Local taxi service Craig’s Taxis (+44 (0)1308 861000). The house can arrange a pick-up or taxi for you from the train station. For car hire, click on our Travel Offers page. Smithcard holders get a 10 per cent discount with Hertz.
Directions by road Directions can be sent to you by the house upon booking but, for your records, here are the directions from nearby Crewkerne.
On the A356, go through Crewkerne village, then turn right onto Market Street at the mini roundabout. Immediately bear left (passing Natwest on your right), taking the A356 towards Dorchester. Pass Crewkerne train station and a post office, then take the A3066 right towards Bridport. You’re five and a half miles away now… Going through Mosterton, turn left onto the A3066 towards Beaminster. After the ‘Tractors Turning’ sign, take the left turn (before the tunnel), signposted to Maiden Newton. Drive up this lane (don’t miss the views to your right) and take the third drive on your left (after approximately one mile). The blink-and-you’ll-miss-it sign for Axnoller Farm is in front of a clearer sign on a tree: ‘Chaple Marsh Farm’.
Glamorous and goosebump-inducingly gorgeous, this is the kind of barn where magazine shoots should be held
Review
Usually, the phrase ‘perfect for hen weekends’ conjures up all sorts of terrifyingly naff cowboy hats and strippers connotations, unbefitting a house of any real stylish worth. Burggraaf is the exception to this rule. This is the ultimate hen-party escape, without a trace of feather boas or L-plate chic in sight. Glamorous and goosebump-inducingly gorgeous, this is the kind of barn where magazine shoots should be held. Pristinely perfect and with an unlived-in sense that makes you feel as though you’re the first guests to deflower it, Burggraaf would be as ideal for a family escape or country break with friends as it would be for a brood of stylish hens.
An 18th-century barn conversion on Dorset’s Axnoller Farm, this seclusion-with-splendour retreat sleeps 12 and boasts a private swimming pool. There’s no need for shoes during your stay. Accessed by a frosted door to the side of the living room, the indoor pool is under the very roof of your barn – meaning no trudging trips across farmland in a bathrobe and wellies in order to take a morning dip. Cool, cream floors unravel around the pool, as twinkling, blue fibre-optic lights in the ceiling lure you in for lazy midnight swims.
Blue halogen courtyard spotlights illuminate your way into this high-vaulted haven – where you’ll find a huge, open-plan living room, kitchen and dining room. It’s a serene cream scene, but punctuated with bursts of kingfisher-blue, fuchsia and coral colours. You know there’s a cedar hot tub bubbling away somewhere, but distractions aplenty mean you may not happen upon it for some time…
Vivid-blue mock flock wall designs, hand-painted by Adrian Everitt, climb dramatically up the enormous centrepiece of the room: a remote-controlled ribbon fireplace that makes the space winter-perfect, too. Further cyan and azure blues continue the colour splash theme; deep brown and taupe sofas are softened by the addition of turquoise and fuchsia silk cushions, as further coral and lime hues fuse with the muted tones of the kitchen and dining area. Nearby, huge stone-based lamps with bubblegum-pink shades throw soft light out across polished cream concrete floors.
Pure style genius, this colour-soaked space undulates with faded finds from faraway places – such as the pair of stone goats under the console table and the wooden horse head by the front door. Everything in here is on a large scale: the cinema-huge TV, the lamps, the statues… even the vast white kitchen that’s so pristine it’s surely never been used? A relaxed environment that suits self-catering sophisticates as perfectly as groups of families with children – this barn was made for extravagance and entertaining.
Throw the glass barn doors open wide onto the immaculate landscaped courtyard, but don’t forget your lawn, where you’ll find an outdoor dining table for 12, gas barbecue and cedar hot tub. More than 12 in your party? Hire sister barn Voltaire: it sleeps a further 12 and enjoys its own pool, meaning you still won’t have to share yours… The dining area of Burggraaf can host up to 24 guests when both barns are hired together.
Explore Burggraaf’s six en-suite bedrooms and marshmallow-soft kingsizers, swathed in lost-count-of-the-threads Egyptian bed linen, Andrew Martin fabrics and jewel-fringed silk cushions. Further hand-painted, flock-style motifs colour code the rooms – ranging from magentas to soft blues – while art deco dressing tables teem with plasma screens, suede chairs and sumptuous throws.
It’s difficult to single out one of the bedrooms as the master; they are all mistresses in their own right. But the bedroom by the pool maybe just edges it, as it’s mere padding distance from the warm waters of the pool. All are similar in size and styling, however, and all meet the same exacting standards. Pristine, boutique-hotel-style bathrooms, punctuated with Aromatherapy Associates goodies, are limestone cubes of deep tubs, cubist taps and fluffy bathrobes. This is about as far away from self-catering as it gets.
‘Party house’, ‘barn spa’, ‘farmland hideaway’… Whatever you want to call it, Burggraaf is the sort of immaculate barn that’s ideal for a weekend, week or two-week stay. So pack a swimsuit, wellies and some sunglasses, step inside and settle down to the clotted-cream tea that awaits your arrival. But, for those wishing to ever leave again, may we just wish you good luck – because, believe us, it’s not easy.
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